You Aren’t Boring I Just Suck At Conversations I’m Sorry: a novel by me

I’m Not Ignoring You I Just Don’t Know What To Say: a sequel by me

I Feel Like I have Nothing Interesting To Say So I Don’t Say Anything At All And I’m Really Sorry Don’t Stop Talking To Me: the trilogy.

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gay people be like:image

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Is This a Guy or a Girl's Butt?



You might like a girl with a tight little tush or a guy with a firm booty, but do you know the difference between the two? Bet you don’t!

Is This a Guy or a Girl’s Butt?

so many people take this test and fail epically.

UGH this annoys me so bad. i got only 4 correct

men be looking like bitches…

I got 6 of 10

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I hate it when men make unsolicited comments about a woman’s body. Like “she’s got a nice shape but she needs to tighten up her stomach”

How about you tighten up your lips and never speak again you ignorant shit.

Wow maybe you need to accept constructive criticism jesus christ.

Men telling me (or any other woman) what I need to do for them to find me sexually attractive is not constructive criticism.

You really don’t know what constructive criticism is do you?

  • criticism or advice that is useful and intended to help or improve something, often with an offer of possible solutions

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